The Cap’n is BACK!

OK..OK..I know what you’re thinking.  Where has the captain of all things useless been?  Well, actually…I’ve been busy…or should I say lazy.  I apologize to all of my readers.  All “both of you.”  I’m really sorry Mom and Dad.

Now.  There’s a lot to talk about…the economy, the election, the destruction of the Dallas Cowboys…where should I begin?  I will do my best to talk about it all…and maybe, just maybe…make a little sense.